July 2009
DOs & DON’Ts: Oh look. It’s a production still from the new season of Black Dudes Fuck the Darndest White Ladies. http://twi.la/b77w3
DOs&DON’Ts: fashion allows for “shoots” where 30 ppl help 1 person take photos of a 16-y/o anorexic giraffe from Estonia http://twi.la/f8rq3
Part-time Bastard: Medical beauty http://twi.la/b67hf
http://twitpic.com/c93ru - Our favourite entry so far in the T-shirt design contest
In 1939 the Wehrmacht conscripted a man named Rudolf into the Nazi infantry and handed him a government-issue camera… http://twi.la/5mdcc
Secret Garden Party: Who’s Jackson now, Cocker?! http://twi.la/asgwc
http://www.facebook.com/viceuk
http://twitpic.com/c91os - Hot Boy Dancing Spot Beach Party - yes.
Free beer
DOs & DON’Ts: Real nice. Your parents spend years fighting against ugly racial stereotypes and then you go and be this. http://twi.la/6na8m
So far 2 of our Flight of the Conchords/NYC trip competition entries had penises on them. The rest look like this. Yawn. http://twi.la/65v6p
A million little gross jars http://twi.la/my669
DOs & DON’Ts: …how come you never see white crazies approach their mental illness with this level of flair? http://twi.la/8dyfa
http://twitpic.com/c8jxr - We got a tarantula on loan for a shoot. £6. What a bargain.
DOs & DON’Ts: “Look Maria, I know I said I’d bring her back at six, but then we just had to stop by the pier and…” http://twi.la/7wfba
http://twitpic.com/c8owd - Tell all your friends.
O Sneaky, where’d you go? http://twi.la/fqa2r
Free mojitos? Indoor skating? Giant gold inflatable vaginas? Carl Barat?! Where will the insane party gimmicks end? http://twi.la/4ph78
11,122 people are following us on Twitter. That’s 2,984,935 less than Ashton Kutcher.
The Nieratkos go to Lamaze class http://twi.la/64vtp
Any “skateboard artists” out there? There’s a competition to coincide with the release of the film Beautiful Losers here http://twi.la/rm22t
A token of my grief: these people just don’t see the point in bland sentimentalisation http://twi.la/268nh
Ok, so moving on from college humour, look at this loser: http://twi.la/ddxkz
Andy Capper just had a coronary
We’re having a warehouse party in a few weeks http://twi.la/nqx6m
DOs&DON’Ts: Don’t worry about me, dad. I’m alone in another city w writing on my tits asking strangers to give me drugs. http://twi.la/t52sw
Office music tweet: Celine Dion - “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now”
Because she’s from Vice’s homeland. Home province, even.
Jasper Joffe’s life of jizz http://twi.la/fecgt
How to read your girlfriend’s vagina http://twi.la/b55nr
RT @EricVictorino: @ViceUK holy. shit. http://bit.ly/Vzcxx
Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath: Festival breeding grounds http://twi.la/xctmh
Legally Blind: Looks do matter to blind people. And so, consequently, does fashion. http://twi.la/th2sd
DOs&DON’Ts: Our whole country’s ugly, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and married a chubby nurse w/ a kid from another marriage. http://twi.la/3bxxg
DOs & DON’Ts: Dragged away screaming is still the industry standard, but we think led by the arm with a sliver of jizz…http://twi.la/db75g
The Elviswife of Blackpool http://twi.la/sqawv
DOs & DON’Ts: Fuck me, somebody throw her in a bullring before my eyes fall out from all the clashing. http://twi.la/xdhhc
If no one RTs The Elviswife of Blackpool I’m going to be very angry.
Hey Ron! - My future wifey might be a Porn Queen http://twi.la/tw7me
The other 11,032 should take a long hard look in the mirror.
Oh I’m just fucking with you. Everyone we follow is on some level - physical or metaphorical - exceptionally fit.
From now on we are only going to follow exceptionally fit people. If @ViceUK started following you tonight, it’s because you are well fit.
This one’s for all you late-night wankers: “Nudes, Sans Tattoos” by Angela Boatwright http://twi.la/m37ts
Mi Ami are one of the best live bands I’ve seen this year. http://twi.la/gdxaw
Be our 11, 200th follower and win a Flight of the Conchords Season 2 DVD that hasn’t even come out yet. If you want. RT this. If you want.
VICE Fashion: Leather, spikes and sportswear from Russia http://twi.la/e4g8p
The story of our maggot logo is here - http://twi.la/4hrw8 - my skin is now crawling, ew.
So apparently our office is a bike shop.
The Elviswife of Blackpool - http://twi.la/bhqhr
Our most scathing DON’Ts ever: Ha ha, you died. Not only did you look like shit and have diabetes, but you fucking died. http://twi.la/nzdfk
