August 2009
A Fist in the Face of Oslo http://twi.la/wqnag
How did I not know Nick Cave’s son was a model? Odd. http://twi.la/ycc9g
Glad to see @spacedan remembered to move the photo blog above the fashion blog on the homepage while I was away. Don’t tell Daryoush.
Your usual tweeter is back from Reading. Didn’t watch that many bands, but what I remember of it was a lot of fun. Carnival?
My dad Paul (age 54) is currently onstage with the Prodigy at Rock en Seine. His festival report to follow.
OK, so while I go have hotel sex, go read my favourite Guide - Milking Your Prostate. http://twi.la/cy25x
I’m trying to have a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. I have to chat to you guys instead. Fail.
Your usual tweeter has fucked off to Reading this weekend, you have me instead.
PS It’s OK for me to like it - I’m a woman
Have you seen this week’s e-mail newsletter? http://twi.la/cprwg you can sign up for it by clicking on “newsletter” here http://twi.la/9b88w
Waterboarding’s for pantywaists http://twi.la/wgqwg
Not trolling through muddy fields this weekend? South East is at The Old Blue Last this Sunday if you wanna come… http://twi.la/chbc3
A Black Lips and Catch photo album that gets interestinger and interestinger… http://twi.la/9zwct
DOs & DON’Ts: Party tip: Girls don’t like guys who try too hard so be yourself and relax. http://twi.la/4y7k5
We are getting ready for Lndon fashion week: RT @WrongEyedEar http://twitpic.com/fl1g8 - from the Vice footwear line, Spring/Summer 2009
WKS09 is at Notting Hill Carnival this weekend by the way so come say hi. The new episode is out tonight 8pm at http://www.WKS09.com
Retweeting @Pearlydean: Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
No, WKS09 is not the latest band, it’s actually an interactive murder mystery online reality TV show drama series… http://twi.la/37ax6
My friend’s covered in medical tattoos. He’s got stethoscopes on his thigh, an otoscope on his calf and an x-ray pelvis. http://twi.la/4zr4m
There’s some rather creative entries in our Levi’s outdoor art competition. http://twi.la/27tzb
We posted some of your photos for the Stories of the Eye competition http://twi.la/4ynfv
Burning the Green Man http://twi.la/avfd3
our cleaners have gone AWOL
DOs & DON’Ts: When gay terrorists blow themselves up they get this instead of the standard 72 virgins. http://twi.la/qrgxf
Have I tweeted this already? Can’t remember - Summer 2009 so far, according to Jamie Taete http://twi.la/dq3p3
DOs and DON’Ts: This guy hates America and fags and women and dermatologists and horniness and parades and cameras and…http://twi.la/kt4m8
Vice fashion - smash hits! http://twi.la/z8xza
So Lovefoxxx is actually pretty good at photography. Maybe that’s ‘cause she has a new Oympus PEN. Do you? No. Want one? http://twi.la/k574w
DOs & DON’Ts: Three good questions to ask yourself before leaving the house are… http://twi.la/68dbn
Paint the pain away http://twi.la/agncq
Saddest thing I’ve read today. RIP, thylacines and quaggas :( http://digg.com/d3127VC
Evening watching from VBS TV - Ben Franklin and the drunken history of electricity http://twi.la/497pc
DOs & DON’Ts: Thanks to gentrification this rare breed of ex-junkie New York rock ‘n roll goth is an endangered species. http://twi.la/r2c7y
Johnny Cash’s corpse does not need to be exhumed via some kraut illustrator’s pen. http://twi.la/9n7x5
Today’s news in briefs http://twi.la/ptc23
Dear Music, please make me a legend http://twi.la/gxwmd
“A’s”, “B’s” and “C’s” are trending. Proves school leavers don’t know the difference between the possessive and plural form of a noun. FAIL.
Ramzan Kadyrov, the current prime minister of Chechnya, was a fighter since childhood, but his first enemy was Russia. http://twi.la/anwtt
…his was the one with the horses http://twi.la/934tw (though I personally favoured the kiwi fruit heads one). Anyway, congrats, Mike!
Who listens to podcasts these days?
Just sent an e-mail to Michael Elkeslassy, to say he won the Flight of the Conchords T-shirt competition and is going to NY. Pretty special.
“Ha ha, remember the time Xander stole that traffic cone?” “Ha ha, yeah, what a ledge.” http://twi.la/yq3m4
I was told to get more interactive on Twitter and stop posting so many links. Guess I should ask some questions…A/S/L?
Going to the Old Blue Last.
Around this time we tweet a video from VBS.TV but I’m rushing to get to the pub, so just watch something here k thx bye http://twi.la/4demb
Selections from Pablo Escobar’s personal paparazzo http://twi.la/p3t98
DOs & DON’Ts: …shit doesn’t even like being pissed on. It just allows it because that’s life when you’re shit. http://twi.la/kqpza
DOs&DON’Ts: She’s a streetwalkin’ cheetah w/ a bag full of Burgers, half-used jars of Manic Panic, and moldy dental dams http://twi.la/6sver
DOs & DON’Ts: Sometimes, when you’re playing Super Mario 3 you think, “Why the fuck am I wasting my life on this shit?” http://twi.la/h89y6
Anyone else have a crush on Hamilton Morris? http://twi.la/a3wfw no homo.
