MY FRIEND CLIMBED A CHURCH AND SHAT ON IT
So tell me, why did you climb on top of a church in the middle of LA whilst bollock-naked?
For fame, fortune and a better sex life.
Did it get you laid?
A few women that I have slept with after the incident knew about it, so maybe. I had a girlfriend that thought it was hilarious while we were together, but she is Christian now, believe it or not. I do not get laid as much as I used to, which is one reason I am doing this interview.
Right. It’s a Presbyterian church, was this significant in any way?
No. I was living up in Hollywood at the time and I worked a graveyard shift as a security guard at an animation studio. I would drive by that church and its cross on my way to and from work. It was the perfect cross for my plan – I needed a white cross for my crap to be visible.
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