PEN PALS - A DAY ON THE INSIDE
I guess what I’m trying to say is that an average day in jail is mostly just boring. The best you can hope for is meeting a couple fellers who you genuinely get along with, but let me tell you, that’s not easy, especially when you’re somewhat of an outsider. The prison demographic is pretty monochromatically moronic, so you better learn how to amuse yourself. I took up cock puppetry, AKA Kegel exercises. I’m trying to get a special on OWN, but that uptight cunt Oprah is giving me the runaround. I can’t win.
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