HEY EVERYONE, RIHANNA’S MOVING TO HOXTON!
A couple of days ago, the Sun reported that Rihanna will soon be moving to London. Not only will she be moving to London, but she will be landing a property in “trendy” Hoxton. Once she’s settled in the “Zoolander capital of the Big Smoke” (WTF, Gordon Smart?), she will “have a BMX, pencil moustache and a load of vintage jumpers and glasses she doesn’t need”, because that’s what everyone in Hoxton does, isn’t it, the Sun?
We spoke to people who actually live in Hoxton about RiRi shacking up next door. These are, after all, who Rihanna will be sharing her new stamping ground with. John from over the road, Marlene from the salon, Rhys from the chippy – what do they think about their famous new neighbour?
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