HOW TO LOOK LIKE A WANKER AT A PARTY
#3 THE DEUCE THROWER
The vibe you hope to give off: TBH, I don’t really know what this hand sign means. I guess some kind of allusion to street credibility, and danger? So you’re basically someone who tends to walk down streets that are dangerous. Good for you.
The vibe you’re actually giving off: You’re Ke$ha, MySpace.com, and “99 Problems (Clean Version)”. (PS, if any of you guys are actually in a gang or something, please don’t “merk” me.)
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