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Posted May 14, 2012 at 4:57pm |
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WHAT YOUR SANDALS SAY ABOUT YOU
Flip-Flops
By far the most popular of all the sandal choices, flip-flops are also the most insidious. The flip-flop wearer cares more about his or her personal comfort than anything else. These people—if you can even call them that—shun cleanliness, propriety, and the hope of setting themselves apart from the pack in any meaningful way, all for the sake of a slight breeze tickling the feetsies. Flip-flop wearers are also lazy and indistinct, except when it comes to the nasty black film that is a byproduct of wearing this type of footwear in an urban setting. Ergo, wearers of flip-flops are selfish bastards who care more about their own happiness than decorum, or the sad fact that he might injure himself or others with his flimsy footwear.
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Posted May 9, 2012 at 10:10am |
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HOW TO LOOK LIKE A WANKER AT A PARTY
#3 THE DEUCE THROWER
The vibe you hope to give off: TBH, I don’t really know what this hand sign means. I guess some kind of allusion to street credibility, and danger? So you’re basically someone who tends to walk down streets that are dangerous. Good for you.
The vibe you’re actually giving off: You’re Ke$ha, MySpace.com, and “99 Problems (Clean Version)”. (PS, if any of you guys are actually in a gang or something, please don’t “merk” me.)
See more party wankers here
Posted April 11, 2012 at 3:38pm |
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IS THIS THE WORST ATTEMPT AT VIRAL MARKETING EVER?
A couple of days ago, a company called Popchips were kind enough to send me a big box of free crisps. I always feel a little guilty not giving a brand coverage if they’re nice enough to send me something for free, so here is a look back at some of Popchips’ attempts at viral marketing. Which, I can fairly confidently say, is the worst viral-marketing campaign executed by any company ever.
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Posted April 11, 2012 at 11:15am |
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TRYING TO FIND MY MATE A GIRLFRIEND AT A RICK ROSS SHOW
My homeboy AJ called me and said that he’d broken up with his girlfriend that afternoon, and that he was “a bit emo” about it. Needless to say, a Ricky Ross show wasn’t gonna be the best place for a man to cry into his £5 plastic bottle of Stella at. Drake maybe, Rozay no. He’s hardly the most sympathetic of MCs. AJ was also coming straight from work, which meant I was gonna be with a (very white) man who’d just broken up with his girlfriend, in a suit, at a hip-hop show. This wasn’t going to go well. Or wasn’t it?
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Posted April 6, 2012 at 9:21pm |
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THE WEEK’S HOTTEST PARTY: IDEAL HOME SHOW
The NEW weekly report on the HOTTEST events in town! This week we’re rubbing shoulders with the stars of the Ideal Homes Show and getting some exclusive gossip from Laurence Llewellyn Bowen (Changing Rooms / B+Q adverts)! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
See the report here
Posted April 5, 2012 at 1:31pm |
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THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PARANOID THINGS YOU CAN BUY ON THE NRA WEBSITE
They call this the “Flashbang” because the ladies have to show off the titty-twins before they can make the gun go “Bang!” If the assailant isn’t knocked out by NRA-style stretch marks and bumpy areolas, a bullet will definitely do the trick.
More totally reasonable things you can buy that help you protect yourself (or kill people) here
Posted April 3, 2012 at 11:36am |
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Dalston Superstars #Exposed is the untold story of the web series that changed everything.
Critics have been divided. While some described it as ‘throw away twaddle of the worst kind” others compared it to ‘Jonathan Swift doing acid with Chris Morris at an Ali G concert’. One even called it ‘comedy’s Blair Witch Project’. So, who was right? How much of it was a joke and how much of it was excruciating reality?
Dalston Superstars #Exposed meets the makers, the stars, the critics and the celebrity fans to find out.
Watch the film here
Posted March 28, 2012 at 10:47am |
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