Bored of sex? You’re not alone…
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Bored of sex? You’re not alone…
See the full photoshoot here.
Car Marnell Does Not Give A Shit
Cat Marnell, XO Jane’s Beauty Editor is always in trouble. Whether it’s for taking Plan B three times in one month (and writing an essay about it) or snorting heroin in a bathtub on a business trip or showing up an hour late for a New York magazine interview that would later kind of slag her, but Cat doesn’t really care. This is just who she is. Cat makes no apologies for her drug use, which I like. She’s been a prescription speed freak since she was fifteen years old and there is no sign of stopping. Everyone gets that, even her editors and the people in HR. You might ask yourself, ”Why is someone in charge of a beauty and health department of an online magazine acting like this?” Cat doesn’t stay inside the lines. She colours off the pages, but that may have something to do with the angel dust. Just kidding. Not.
Read our interview with Cat here.
1986 was a low year for Apple: The company had just fired Steve Jobs and was hemorrhaging money from a slew of failed products. So what did the genius bigwigs do to help boost morale? They released The Apple Collection, a collection of clothes – and, weirdly, a sailboard – that their employees could buy for themselves, their friends or their children. The collection included collaborations with North Face and Patagonia, and contained a rugby shirt that makes you “rambunctious” as soon as you put it on, which sounds kinda dangerous in an office environment. Some of it is actually pretty wearable, even now, and tumblr kids will be completely blowing their shit for thefull-print Apple nightclub shorts.
This Filipino Christian fashion blogger is feeling down because her “hubby” didn’t find her brilliant “modesty chic” styling of a paisley maxi-skirt over a conservative black midi dress with a collar and puff sleeves remotely attractive. What to do? Pray, duh! Despite the marital strife her Christian fashion choices sometimes cause, she knows that if she just prays hard enough, God will give her the power to make her husband crazy about her skirt-over-dress combos.
Growing up in a conservative town in the American Midwest called Zionsville, with its town hall based in a former church, let’s just say I’m no stranger to the strong views many Christians have about clothing. And I can tell you that there is a whole lot more to dressing Christian-like than wearing W.W.J.D. bracelets and the souvenir t-shirt you got from Laguna Beach Christian Retreat in Panama City, Florida.
Read the style guide here.
FROM THE VICE STYLE ARCHIVE: BOURNE IN THE WOODS
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FROM THE VICE STYLE ARCHIVE: THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS
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Nobody can deny that Kim Jong-il was good to his people. Globally, women despise trousers – that’s a concrete fact – so what did the Glorious Leader do? He banned his nation’s women from ever wearing trousers, all so they didn’t have to go through that tedious everyday rigmarole of pretending a sturdy pair of trousers were warmer and way more comfortable than a cheap, scratchy cotton skirt. What a top bloke.
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Did you know that the length of your hair directly corresponds with your level of intelligence? Well, it totally does! According to entirely fabricated state-research, if you grow your hair any longer than the accepted flat-top crew cut, those selfish little bastards spurting out of your follicles will start to pinch all the nutrients that would usually go to your brain, leaving you essentially braindead. Even worse, you’ll look marginally dishevelled, and, of course, “If a comrade is incapable of feeling ashamed by his hairstyle, how can we expect this man, with such a dishevelled mind-set, to perform his duty well?” Spot-on logic, guys. Einstein had a wild head of hair, and we all know he was a moron. Best bet is to just stick with Kim Jong-il’s time-tested interpretation of a Midwestern lesbian’s bouffant flat-top.
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