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Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:01pm |
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THE WEEK’S HOTTEST PARTY: IDEAL HOME SHOW
The NEW weekly report on the HOTTEST events in town! This week we’re rubbing shoulders with the stars of the Ideal Homes Show and getting some exclusive gossip from Laurence Llewellyn Bowen (Changing Rooms / B+Q adverts)! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
See the report here
Posted April 5, 2012 at 1:31pm |
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Each month, we bring you the weirdest stuff that our friend Cynthia finds while sorting through donations at the charity shop she works at in Massachusetts. These are some of the things she’s had to touch with her bare hands in the last month
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Posted April 5, 2012 at 12:47pm |
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THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PARANOID THINGS YOU CAN BUY ON THE NRA WEBSITE
They call this the “Flashbang” because the ladies have to show off the titty-twins before they can make the gun go “Bang!” If the assailant isn’t knocked out by NRA-style stretch marks and bumpy areolas, a bullet will definitely do the trick.
More totally reasonable things you can buy that help you protect yourself (or kill people) here
Posted April 3, 2012 at 11:36am |
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JOKE BUSTERS - DO PASTRY CHEFS HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS?
Welcome to Joke Busters, where I test drive a comedian’s joke in the real world to see if it works or if it’s BUSTED. For this first one, I chose to do a joke by Brendon Walsh, who twice made me cry with laughter, once with his “cakes” bit and another time with his “anal gaping” joke. I decided to do the “cakes” one ‘cause I didn’t want to test out any anal gaping – especially since it involves fishing your car keys out of someone’s butt with a piece of chewing gum on the end of a stick.
The cakes joke is about having freedom as an adult to do whatever you want – you could even walk into a bakery and have them make a cake that says, “People Who Make Cakes for a Living Have Shit For Brains” and they would have to make it. Of course I’m doing a shit job of telling it but you don’t want me to spoil the joke anyway.
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Posted March 9, 2012 at 12:27pm |
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FIVE THINGS THAT NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO JOKE ABOUT EVER AGAIN
Internet funny people: We need to talk. There are billions and billions of terrible things on this planet (AIDS, Gerard Butler, Wales, IBS, etc) but you keep going back to the same five things. So, from this day onwards, nobody is allowed to make fun of these things ever again. “What qualifies YOU to make such a decision?” you ask. Well, nothing, really. I just want you to stop it, because it’s really annoying.
WORN-OUT INTERNET COMEDY ITEM #3: NICKELBACK
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Posted March 7, 2012 at 3:47pm |
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WHAT I FOUND AT WORK IN FEBRUARY
Each month, we bring you the weirdest stuff that our friend Cynthia finds while sorting through donations at the charity shop she works at in Massachusetts. These are some of the things she’s had to touch with her bare hands in the last month:
See more photos here
Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:03am |
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WHAT I FOUND AT WORK IN FEBRUARY
Each month, we bring you the weirdest stuff that our friend Cynthia finds while sorting through donations at the charity shop she works at in Massachusetts. These are some of the things she’s had to touch with her bare hands in the last month:
See more photos here
Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:02am |
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