Hunting For The Olympics River Monster

What kind of monster is living in the River Lea? Is it an alligator, or an al-Qaeda cell in a submarine?

Find out here.

Scientology’s “Celebrity” Magazine Will Make Me Famous

The Church Of Scientology sent me another magazine in the post. This time, they’re offering to make me famous.

Read about it here.

DON’T

After years of being told to stop playing video games and go outside and get some fresh air, this kid has finally beat the system and won yet another battle for American ingenuity. He is officially the Steve Jobs of getting his mother to shut the fuck up.

Festivals, Drugs, The Recession And You

Will being poorer make you any less high at festivals this summer?

We investigate here.

Loveless

Bored of sex? You’re not alone…

See the full photoshoot here.

DON’T

Let’s hope that’s a trophy carcass mounted by an eccentric local huntsman. I really think a few rounds of The Most Dangerous (Gap Year) Game would make Asia a better place.

Brooke Candy, 22 - Los Angeles

Rapper and stripper Brooke Candy talks hood mentality.

Read the interview here.

When Casting Directors Are Idiots

A casting call for an unpaid role in a low-budget video for an unknown band, you say? Stoked!

Read the article here.

Inner-City Wizard

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The Hangover News

Here’s what happened IRL this weekend while you were busy losing your mind.

Read it here.

A Brief Guide To Internet Nostalgia

Read It Here.

Pretty Kool-A

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ManWoman Is Taking Back The Swastika

Read our interview with ManWoman here.

Question Of The Day - What Does Love Feel Like?

See people’s responses here.

Wheels Of Real

See the rest of the shoot here.