Babies are lazy bastards. When they’re not pretending they can’t walk so they can spend all day being pushed around asleep in a pram, they’re listlessly having their asses wiped because they can’t be bothered to go to the toilet. They’re so lazy, in fact, that they can’t even be bothered to chew, let alone lift their own cutlery. But I’m on to you frauds and your tiny jars of all-in-one meal slush, and I’m coming to take your food away.
Read about Joanna Fuertes-Knight’s Babies Ribs here.