WHY ARE VAGINAS SO UNWELCOME IN SPACE?
GENITAL-YANKING PERFORMANCE ART IS THE BEST
The Vice guide to being Trans
Every boy has given himself a mangina at least once. In the locker room, at summer camp, in front of the full-length mirror in your parents’ bedroom when you thought they’d already left for the store – whatever the setting, the urge to hide your junk between your legs, leaving only a soft tuft of pubes in view, is universal and ineluctable. It’s a healthy practice that yields great pictures, but for some men, the thrill of not having a dick never ends. And for transsexuals and drag queens, whose job it is to not have a dick, tucking is less a boyhood larf than an essential trick of the trade.
Find out how to give yourself a mangina here.
What this guy chose to do with 400 vaginas is his own business.
Did you know that The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy is still one of the main articles to bring people over to VICE.com? The reason for this is because unless you’re five years old, an unadventurous straight girl or some other manner of person who sucks, you’ve probably had your mouth on a vagina and want to grow better and better in your skills as your life moves forward. Don’t you wanna be a winner? Don’t you wanna succeed in the ongoing battle of mouth vs. pussy? FUCK YES YOU DO! I figured that maybe it was time for a new guide, from the perspective of someone who both has a vagina, and is also BFFS with vagina (sexually).
Read the Lesbian’s guide here.
People don’t like to say “penis” or “vagina” for some reason, even – or especially – when they’re talking about penises and vaginas. Some people are so uncomfortable with their sexy bits they have pet names for them, like “Little Richard” or “The Hungry Hungry Hippo”. We wondered what people on the street called their hoo-has and ding-dongs and some people even told us.
Find out what people call their private bits here.